After
over eight months after the fact, I've developed one piece of positive
spin that could be taken from the 36-0 beating Auburn suffered in
Tuscaloosa last November. First, think back to last summer. Tommy
Tuberville angered Alabama fans by holding up seven fingers while
visiting soldiers in the Middle East, just like he held up fingers
before and after every Iron Bowl after his fourth win. I wrote an
article wondering if these acts were premeditated by Tuberville. Did
he do it just to enrage Alabama fans? We kept hearing Alabama fans
attempting cleverness by saying “I'll have a finger to show
Tuberville after we whoop them!” Was Tuberville trying to train
Alabama fans to flip off CBS cameras if Alabama were to one day beat
Auburn?
I didn't see this happen after the humiliating loss,
so my theory was wrong. However, think back to the end of the third
quarter of the Iron Bowl. Alabama had the game in hand and could
basically run out the clock with conservative playcalling at this
point, but that didn't happen. Nick Saban screams at his players,
“Don't you know how much I hate these guys!?!”
and proceeded with down field shots and elaborate screen passes
(well, given our offensive woes at the time, their 'completed' screen
passes seemed elaborate).
You've seen something close to this scenario play
out in movies before. The bad guy finally catches the good guy.
Instead of shooting the good guy and getting on with the main goal
of taking over the world or whatever, the bad guy must tell the
good guy of his evil plot.. but wait! As the final plot twist, the
good guy was secretly recording the whole thing! The DA, or army
general or whatever, now has the evidence or information needed
to take down the bad guy.
During Auburn's domination of Alabama for six years, you heard
“people” say that Auburn fans cared more about beating
Alabama than winning championships. Whether true or not, we now
have empirical proof that Alabama's head coach would rather humiliate
Auburn than increase his odds of winning a national championship.
Alabama, the #1 ranked team in the country, completely unleashed
their entire playbook onto Auburn's worst team of the decade.
Was Nick Saban aware that CBS was recording the
entire game and broadcasting to places like Florida and Utah? Maybe
he was, but maybe he didn't care. Maybe Saban thought it really
was more important to humiliate Auburn than to go conservative and
hold back on the playbook. After all, look at what Alabama did to
Florida in 2005. Sure, there was some collateral damage in terms
of injuries, but it got them a Sports Illustrated cover! Bama was
forever back, and Florida's program has been forever ruined since
that game in 2005.
So
that's my Brodiesque “if you take away the first quarter”
argument to soften the blow on what happened the night of November
29, 2008. On the day Alabama's greatest team of the decade beat
Auburn's worst, Tuberville's past actions helped end Alabama's dream
of winning something more than the SEC Western Division Title. It
wasn't the fan's fault, like Saban has said. It wasn't the player's
fault. It was Nick Saban's hatred and greed which kept Tuscaloosa
printing shops from cashing in on “got 13” shirts.