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by Ryan
8-7-06
This season is going to be so incredibly awesome that in the near future, Disney has already bought the rights to create another football movie based on the Auburn Tigers fight through the controversy to win the National Championship. Since The Auburner has become such a powerful media force and has a continuously growing number of A-List connections, we were able to get the casting list for the movie! And no, this is not a total rip-off of Conan O’Brien!* So here are the characters and the actors who will play them for the 2009 release of “Bottagetta Nights: The Ballad of Tommy Tubbs.”
Playing Tommy Tuberville: Dennis Quaid
Playing
Al Borges: Kyle Gass from Tenacious D
Playing
Brandon Cox: Matt Leinart (Couldn’t cut it in NFL, switched to acting)
Playing
Kenny Irons: Comic Book Legend: Iron-Man
Playing
Steve Spurrier: Donald Trump
Playing Mike Shula: Lance Bass
Playing
Phillip Fulmer: Satan **
Playing the Thumb: Night Court's Richard Moll
WAR EAGLE!
*Yes it is
** Even though we don’t play him, I still want you to know that Disney
found a perfect match for Phillip Fulmer in the Devil from Cow and Chicken.
Ryan can be contacted at
ryan@theauburner.com
