Bottagetta
Nights 2: The Epic of
Tommy Tuberville
By: Ryan
1-30-08
All of the offseason excitement has the movie industry wanting to
buy the rights to the drama
between Auburn and Alabama since the season has ended. Due to the
writer’s strike,
production studios have boiled their resources down to the lowest
common denominator in
writing: Losers with websites. So I have been asked to find appropriate
actors for the new
upcoming movie “Bottagetta Nights 2: The Epic of Tommy Tuberville.”
Enjoy.
Playing the role of Jay Jacobs is struggling actor Andy Richter!
Stepping into the role of Alabama Athletic Director Mal Moore is
the rich angry guy from the
Muppets: Statler!
Playing the role of Nick Saban: Lucy from Peanuts.
*The
initial observation of Saban’s nervous feminine tendencies discovered
by Kyle MacDonald.
The role of Jim McElwain, Alabama’s new Offensive Coordinator, will
be played by Clint Howard,
that creepy guy from every movie ever made.
Auburn’s former Offensive Coordinator Al Borges will be played by
Hawaiian King Kamehameha.
Auburn’s new Offensive Coordinator Tony Franklin will be played
by Randy Quaid.
Auburn’s new Defensive Coordinator Paul Rhoad’s will be played by
Green Bay Packer’s
Quarterback Brett Favre.
And finally, Auburn’s head coach Tommy Tuberville is played by the
slightly less
intimidating Mr. T.
