Auburner Correspondent: Booch Chiggins
Barners, Booch here. I got some news for ya: the Tide is Back! Or let
me rephrase... the Tide NATION is back! The Tide Nation is like an epidemic
and it’s spreading!
Well now we are
about to experience a real life version of the movie, called “28
Years Later” where the world thought they had fought off the onslaught
of the Bammer Nation in 1979 only to have the virus break loose again
again, you Barners will learn the real power behind Alabama Football-
Alabama Football hasn’t even accomplished anything yet, and we are already on the front of all our own newspapers! I don’t even know what happened down on the field. All I know is that a whole bunch of Bammers showed up at one place, it made news and now WE'RE BACK BABY!.
I don’t even know how we did at A-Day. But does that matter? 92,000
rednecks gathered together and there were no notable arrests. Things are
already looking up for the Tide.