About the Auburner
By: Ryan's Mom

This is a letter tha my mom sent out to her friends in support of this site. There has never been a more true yet hilarious description of our site to date. She was just going to send it to all of her friends, but its was so good I decided to go ahead and share it with the rest of the world.

 

Hey everyone, just wanted to ask a favor. My son has a website www.theauburner.com. If you go to his website and click on the blue words, "silent partner", it will take you to TicketCity. they are giving them a small fee for everytime someone visits their website. SO if you are bored and sitting at the computer, take a second and visit the site. Ticket City is also a place that you can order tickets to just about any event in any city, so feel free to order from it, if there is anything you are planning to attend. You don't have to buy anything for them to get paid, just click on "silent partner." Thanks in advance for checking this out. OH. Ryan's articles are really funny (most of the time), so you may want to show them to your kids (teens +). It is very PG-PG13. Mostly is is about SEC football, but in the off season they write about silly stuff. Thanks again.

Luanne

 

This was my response:

Mom. I'm sorry but this is faaaar too priceless not to post. You'll see this on the front page in the morning. Than you very much mom! I love you sooo much!

Ryan

P.S. By the way, what is so PG-13 about the site?

And her rebuttal:

OK SON....... Post This!!! Theauburner is far too intellectual for the average 12 year old, the statistics will dazzle you and confuse anyone with th eaverage or low IQ, thus to save the embarrassment of asking your elders to interpret some of the articles, it is best to wait until you are of age. HA!

Mom

War Eagle!


ryan@theauburner.com