A person I wouldn’t want to be right now is Quentin Groves. It looked like he was having a great time devouring Chris Leak and Tim Tebow last night, but he’s going to pay later on as Leak and Tebow pass through his digestive track. I doubt he’ll be at practice Monday.

Speaking of indigestion, with the exception of Auburn, where else can you hear a head coach say “Good gosh! Where’s my toilet paper?” during a post game press conference? The answer is Penn State.

Tre Smith has a way of proving that I’m a huge hypocrite. After he recovered the blocked kick and did an unnecessary flip into the endzone, I thought “Wow, that was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” I also thought it was Lee Guess who did this. After watching the clip on Sportscenter and realizing it was in fact Tre Smith who did it, I thought;

“Dang it Tre… that flip was unsportsmanlike! Shame on you!”

Still, Tre has the fetus goal line dive perfected.

I can be pretty hypocritical when it comes to football players. For instance, I usually think anyone who has a wardrobe consisting only of pink Polos is an idiot - yet I still think Kenny Irons may be the coolest person on campus.

By having this channel available, ESPN knew ratings from women between ages 14-49 would skyrocket since they’d be given a chance to watch Al “Dreamboat” Borges at work for four straight hours. It’s sad that even though he’s a genius, women only see him as a piece of meat.

The Borges channel was good for ESPN and Auburn’s reputation but bad for many students. The Borgcam was unfortunately placed on the exact spot many people from the ACSC sit, which forced them to fight the Baptists for seats. The resulting bloody battle was just as bad as the ones at Golden Corral when all area churches let out at the same time.

Shame on Jay Jacobs for allowing women’s lust for Al Borges to take precedence over student’s enjoyment of the game.

Now that Georgia lost to Vanderbilt, I’ve come to realize the Florida game was probably the last epic game I’ll ever see at Jordan-Hare as a student. I’ve been incredibly spoiled by fantastic football games in that place.