by Mark
5-19-06

Through an anonymous with Auburn’s Athletic Department, I have obtained copies of completely legit* letters sent by members of Auburn’s football team this past season. I’m releasing two of the letters today, and more as the summer goes by. The first letter is from Quentin Groves to the mother of Kentucky quarterback Andre Woodson. Sources say he writes a similar letter to the mother of every quarterback Auburn plays. The second letter is from Jake Slaughter to House Representative Mike Hubbard about Bob Riley’s new proposed tax cut. If you didn’t catch the asterisk earlier- these aren’t real.

*not legit at all.

E-mail mark at mark@theauburner.com