Our First Piece of Hate Mail 7-14-04
By: Jacob

The Auburner is not TOO far above its fans to answer a good ole fashioned hate mail. So without further ado, the hate mail and my response:

heya u burner,
what's up with the website? seems a little discriminating against women. if it wasn't for a woman, you wouldn't be here. women are to be respected. we have more than one feeling and you have hurt both of them. we know [edit]. unlike you… he has more respect for women. he's a good boy. a good home fry.
stay cool in your ghetto.
~us~

Heya GuRlz,
Our website takes a non-objective stance on everything we report on. We do not discriminate against anyone who is dumber than us, and we certainly do not discriminate against women. We only report things that have been thoroughly researched by me or my partner.
Now about women needing to be respected, I agree. So does a grenade that’s missing a pin. You know what else needs to be respected? The English language. Your grammar proves beyond a doubt that you are a communist.
In all seriousness, I do realize that we wouldn’t be here TOILING the EARTH if it wasn’t for Eve, so I thank you women, for getting us to where we are today.
~me~

Email me with your complaints at Jacob@theauburner.com