Halloween Costumes 10-31-07 by: Ryan Halloween is just a few days away, and many of you are still without a costume. Luckily for you, we here at The Auburner are bored enough to find a costume for you! You will be the life of the party with our new line of Halloween costume ideas! Nobody likes a redneck… except on Halloween! That’s why you should go all out with our brand new White Trash costume! You’ll be sure to be the life of the party when you show up as a Raging Alcoholic! Look out! Nothing is scarier than the walking undead! That’s why you’re sure to get some screams in your new Zombie costume! Everyone knows that Halloween is the only day of the year in which girls get to dress as trashy as they want and completely get away with it, that’s why you should just flat out go as a Shameless Skank! Everyone likes an original costume, especially inanimate objects. That’s why everyone will love you when you come dressed as a doormat! Everyone will be sure to hate you when you show up to the party as “That Annoying Guy!” Sometimes it’s best to stick with the classics. That’s why Halloween is so great, because you get to be something that doesn’t exist, or something that died long ago, such as this scaaaaaary Ghost! Sometimes you have to wonder how far is too far. If you are really looking to frighten some people with your Halloween costume, you might have to impersonate the Prince of Darkness himself. You’ll get plenty of screams in your new costume of Satan himself! E-mail Ryan at ryan@theauburner.com Auburn Tickets? (sponsor)