Booch's Iron Bowl Thoughts Did they teach you that kind of logic in ‘Barn Class’ or whatever you daggum Barners do all day at “school?” Haven’t you Barners figured it out yet? School is for children. Grow up and get a trailer. You Awbarn fans also seem to think that Bama is overpaying CNS (Coach Nick Saban, for the non-believers). I believe the issue here is that we aren’t paying CNS enough! We offered sacrifice of $32 million and CNS, in all his omnipotence* and omniscience, spit in our face… AND WE LOVED IT! The results of this season only Bears (must always be capitalized, regardless of context) one course of action: pay Nick Saban more. As his followers, we obviously haven’t sacrificed enough to receive such countenance* from our football god CNS. We are planning to build idols and various memorials in his name so that he may bless us with his almighty wisdom and sovereignty* so that we may once again gain another national championship… preferably a real one. So you may ask, “So if CNS is punishing you for your lack of sacrifice, how come you still got six wins?” Well, duuuh. The only reason CNS won those games is because he’s still using Mike Shula’s recruits. Are you trying to tell me that the wrath of CNS is unworthy of our fear? Then you can GEEEEEEEET OUT! Just give CNS a few more years and he’ll run the program directly into the ground, unless we come to our senses and really cough up some cash. Once we finally are able to please the demi-god CNS, we’d finally be able to tackle you tame tigers! Woah, try to type that three times fast! Tackle you tame tigers Taggle you tang tigers Trackle Wu-Tang Flyers I CAN’T DO IT! DAAAAGUMMIT! LOL**! ROFL***! IJPAL****!
To summarize my thoughts on the season, I hope we don’t go to a bowl, so as not to run the risk of winning another game and shadowing CNS’s wrath with a winning record. Roll Tide.
*I don’t know what that word means ** Laugh out loud *** Roll on the Floor Laughing **** I Just Pooped A Little |
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